Why Fishing is Better Than Sex
If you've been messing around and doing the hanky panky you should consider going fishing instead.
I stumbled over a post by Jim "Lead Rod" Boland, Sr. on the internet a few days ago titled "The Top 20 Reasons Why Fishing is Better Than Sex."
Since we live right here in the "Sportsman's Paradise" in the state of Louisiana where fishing is one of our biggest fishing events, I thought you would enjoy this.
#5 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet.
#4 - You don't have to hide your fishing magazines.
#3 - When dealing with a fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they're an undercover cop.
#2 - It's perfectly respectable to fish with a total stranger.
#1 - Nobody expects you to fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.