Why, Why, Why?? Strange Questions Part 1[Video]

A very special KWKH online listener from Canada, Geoffrey Emerson,  sent me some questions that are truly crazy.   Here's  part one of his list of riddles for which I can't tell you the answers.

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
• Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you're broke?
• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are one billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint,  you have to touch it to check?
• Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?
• Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
• Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" in the word "lisp?"
• If people evolved from apes,  why are there still apes?
• Why is it that, no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?