Why, Why, Why? Crazy Questions Part 2

Yesterday, I posted a portion of Geoffrey Emerson's list of crazy questions with no apparent answers. Here's part 2 of our online Canadian listener's list as promised. Try not to chuckle too loud at work when you read this!

Is there ever a day when sofas are not sale items?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the first end you try?

How do those dead bugs get into enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart, then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear Father-in-law jokes?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?