Top 9 Rules of Gunfighting that Everyone in Shreveport Bossier Should Know
1. Guns just have two enemies: rust and polititions.
2. It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by 6.
3. Never say, "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.
4. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
5. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.
6. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You might get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, because it'll be empty.
7. If you carry a gun, people might call you paranoid. Nonsense! YOU have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?
8. You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.
9. You cannot save the planet, but with a gun you can protect yourself and save your family.