Tigerbait Tailgate Recipe Week 8 – Cranberry Reveille

Before you read this recipe there's three things you must know if you're an LSU fan. 1. The Texas A&M Aggie mascot is a border collie named Reveille.

2. This is not a recipe that includes any border collie in it. Jeez, I don't want to eat dog! 3. This is a recipe for a drink/cocktail. And many of these cocktails should be consumed before we go and kidnap Reveille the Border Collie! Yee-haw! Let's get "bombed" on some Cranberry Reveille and go get their mascot boys! TIGERBAIT!!!!

Here's what we'll need...

• A bunch of liquor.  We're gonna have to get pretty wasted if we're going to do this.  I say bourbon or vodka.  But any whiskey, gin or even tequila should do the trick.
• A big ole jug of cranberry juice.
• 1/2 cup fresh pear
• 1/2 cup vanilla yogurt
• 1/3 cup pineapple

Here's how to make it...

1. Get a blender.
2. Put all the stuff in the blender.  Plenty of bourbon.
3. Mix it... hurry.
4. Drink 3 glasses, then abandon it and just drink the bourbon straight!

Now, let's go get them Aggies!  Geaux Tigers!!