If you can play fantasy football then you can find success in the dating game. Just apply the same logic you do in managing your pretend team to getting to know a real live person and you just might have a good time.
Anyone who's ever been the victim of a pickup line can probably agree with this response: WOOF. While a lot of them can be pretty awful ("Do you have a bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you."), all are straight up hilarious.
If you need a road map or someone in your ear instructing you like Cyrano de Bergerac when it comes to sex, chances are your pool of prospective mates has probably shriveled up more than George Costanza’s you-know-what after a swim.
WotWhatWrong.com is a new website that claims to help people find out the reasons behind their failed relationships, as it’s developers put it, “in a socially acceptable way.”