Nuke Your B.O. With This Armpit Microwaver

Let’s face it bros, we stink. Like bad. We work, we play, and we sweat; it’s just life, ya know? But what if you could eliminate your sweatiness and body odor for a whole year? Would you do it? Well, now you can.

This new armpit microwaving device zaps 22-30,000 sweat glands in your armpits, which can reduce your sweat (and your sweaty smell) by up to 82 percent. The effect can last for over a year, ensuring you’ll never need to spend your beer money on a stick of deodorant for twelve whole months!

A sweat zapping session with this new tech costs around $3,000, but it could be worth the price, especially if it means you could go without showering for a whole year.