Announcing a New Beer Inspired Perfume that is Surprisingly Popular

Do you remember the 1989 song, "Trashy Women" by Jerry Jeff Walker? Probably not, but I'm sure you know the 1993 cover by Confederate Railroad. I used to listen to this song all of the time, and I knew even then, as a 13-year-old, that the song was about a special kind of woman.

Lyrics like "Too much lipstick and too much rouge gets me excited, leaves me confused" made an impact on me at such a young age that it took me until the age of 40 to find a woman that could live up to the expectations that song left imprinted on my developing mind.

Well, now you can give a gift to anyone woman that you know to help her become that trashy woman of your dreams. Miller High Life has released a limited-edition perfume called "Dive Bar-Fume". The aroma delivered from this perfume is advertised as being reminiscent of cedar, leather, tobacco, and salt.

Believe it or not, the perfume has already sold out. It was being sold in a limited amount through Miller's website for just $60. If this sounds like the perfect gift for that special someone you can still find Miller High Life's "Dive Bar-Fume" through secondhand retailers like eBay. However, you should be prepared to pay more than double the original cost for the scent.

Personally, I see can appreciate the novelty of an item like "Dive Bar-Fume", but from a practical standpoint it would probably be cheaper to spoil the 'ole lady with a pack of Marlboros, a six-pack of Miller High Life, and ride in your Fox Body Mustang.