In a viral saga that is ready-made for the Lifetime channel, an instant internet legend, Reesa Teesa, brings to TikTok the edge-of-your-seat, truth-is-stranger-than-fiction series titled "Who TF Did I Marry?!?" With a jaw-dropping 52-part roller coaster ride, Reesa details her marriage to who she describes as a "narcissist" and "pathological liar" and I'm just going to do my best to bring context and clarity to this multi-part masterpiece.

Close your eyes and imagine you're going "to the left, to the left" on all the lame offerings of whatever dating app(s) you frequent, and *boom* — love at first *swipe*. That was Teesa and "Legion." The spark? At one point early on she describes being a damsel-in-distress on their way to a first date in early 2020 at the onset of COVID. "Legion" arrived, and from the jump, he turned this flat tire episode into a full-blown charm. By the way, "Legion" was a self-described arena football-slash-tech giant-turned-savory sauce guru.

OK, pause. Before simply describing that Reesa and "Legion" did the whole cohabitating then breezing through the honeymoon and the business of marriage, etc. I have to say that there is no way I can give the Reader's Digest of this entire story, as Reesa had my jaw dropping further and further to the floor over a blend of 10-minute truth bombs, full of twists, turns, and deception you've never heard before. This is literally a seminar on red flags ignored.

It's like one minute, we're watching a marriage unfold and the next, it feels like a true-crime documentary as each subsequent video pops up in "but wait there's more" fashion. The internet is already doing that thing where they are casting characters in Reesa's TikTok stories in preparation to pitch the next network drama.

Every color line and lifestyle is currently tapped into Reesa's TikTok video playlist as each video inches toward the millions of views.

With every video comes a mic drop moment and social media users literally can't get enough. There have been think pieces and plenty of Twitter reactions to the "Who TF Did I Marry" saga, but the best thing for you to do is just start watching.

Grab your popcorn emoji and your phone charger because Reesa's story may be the best drama of 2024 thus far. Head back up to the first video about or start here and don't say I didn't warn you when you can't put the phone down.

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