FUNNY: Shreveport-Bossier City, What’s Your Southern Superpower?
I think we can all agree that life in Louisiana is unique and with Geek'd Con 2023 coming up this weekend, I thought it would be fun to ask about Southern superpowers!
If you could have any Southern superpower, what would it be Shreveport-Bossier City, LA?
I don't know about you, but I'd be able to turn a regular glass of iced tea into the Southern sweet classic with the blink of an eye if I was granted Southern superhero powers! When you think about it, a Southern superhero would have to have novel superpowers that wouldn't be appreciated anywhere else. Let's face it, we march to the beat of a different drummer down here, but I wouldn't change a thing... even if that means that we have to claim Jimbo and his overalls with hidden pockets and contraptions that make him a combination of Mr. Gadget and Batman!
What's your Southern superpower Shreveport-Bossier City, LA?
Colvin Roberson
I’m not sure what my superpower is, but I’m on level 42 of living in Shreveport. So, there’s obviously something.
Sheila Pieper
I leave glitter where ever I go. hahahahaha
Jay Michaels
The ability to insult someone and they’ll take it as a compliment.
Christina Moseley Pinckard
I can walk barefooted on hot asphalt and rocks without worry.
Tony Rice
I'm able to handle some of the spiciest foods where it would hospitalize others.
Amber Perry
Sarcasm
Michelle Rettig Vineyard
I can walk in heels on grass without sinking into the yard! I can also apply mascara while driving down a dirt road without smearing it lol
Charles Roper
Faster than a speeding swamp boat. More powerful than a tornado. Able to open doors for ladies in a single boot scoot. It's a dually. It's a tractor. It's Southern Man!
Jessica Clarke
The ability to hold their OWN beer as they do something stupid.
Nancy Teller Denton
During the day, mild-mannered James Robert Jones, a live bait salesman. But after eating a moon pie and washing it down with an RC Cola, he is transformed into Super Bubba. Faster than the crowd storming The Walmart on Black Friday, Stronger than 3-day-old roadkill, and able to leap a 4-car crash at Talladega in a single bound.
Kim Routh
Fix a casserole at the speed of light! Enough to feed an army in the bat of an eye. Because gracious hospitality is everything...
Diana Clark
It’s Four-Wheel Man! Faster than AAA! More powerful than an ice storm! Able to leap large mud holes in a single thunderstorm! (And if he can’t help you, there is his partner Winch Man!!
Andrea M Jarvis
Greatest Southern Superpower... Granny's ability to turn a potato into Sunday dinner.
Sharon Mitchell Lefante
The ability to jerk a knot in you and make it look like an accident!
Randy C. Lindsey
Defender of the weak, protector of manners, and able to change a tractor tire while quoting Shakespeare.
David Edgar
The ability to actually get out of the house and leave in less than 30 minutes after the goodbyes start.
Angie R Hollifield
The ability to have Alexa understand what we say the first time.