Regardless of what the Pope might think, masturbation is totally normal. That is, it’s totally normal as a private endeavor in a controlled environment.
Have you ever watched the Running of the Bulls and thought, “Hey, I’d love to try that?”
Well, now’s your chance. And you don't even need a passport to do it.
Recently, a Reddit user had the unfortunate honor of being on the receiving end of a scorned young lady who was lashing out at her ex. The problem was, her ex had apparently changed his number.