BREAKING NEWS: Government Bailout of Hostess

Hostess Bakery plants shut down last week as the result of a union strike idling some 18,000 workers.

The Obama administration will hire most of these displaced employees.

The State Department will hire the Twinkies

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The Secret Service, the Ho Hos

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Military Generals will sleep with the Cupcakes

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The Ding Dongs are going to Congress.

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