Drew Weisholtz
12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant
After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:
10 Jokes About the Rapture
So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.
So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if we’re going to leave this world, why not leave with a smile, right? Here are 10 jokes about the ra
College Football Top 25 Weekend Recap
The college football season is underway. Week one was mostly a humdrum affair, with Notre Dame and TCU suffering the biggest upsets among ranked teams. Here’s a complete look at how the top 25 did:
#1 Oklahoma 47, Tulsa 14
Junior walk-on RB Dominique Whaley rushed for 131 yards and four touchdowns in the top-ranked Sooners’ season opener...
Congressmen Holding Fundraisers at Taylor Swift’s Washington Concerts
UPDATE: Turns out this information was false — Swift’s reps have told us that the singer’s shows are not, in fact, doubling as political fundraisers.
Taylor Swift is already a musical powerhouse, but she could soon turn into a political one, as well.
The superstar pulls into the nation’s capital this week for a pair of shows that will have seven Congressman in attendance to help them raise funds.
Eric Church Hopes to Write With Toby Keith and Learn from Him on Locked and Loaded Tour
Eric Church could be using his time touring with Toby Keith to churn out some great hits, with a little help from the veteran star.
Ricky Gervais Creating New Series, ‘Afterlife,’ About Atheist Who Goes to Heaven
Some would say Ricky Gervais won’t go to heaven when he dies, so he figures he’ll go there beforehand.
The sharp-tongued funnyman, best known for creating ‘The Office” and his biting sense of humor, is developing a new series called ‘Afterlife,’ about an atheist who goes to heaven after he dies.
Teen Dies Following Car Accident Involving LA Laker Lamar Odom
It’s a double dose of bad news for Lamar Odom.
A 15-year-old boy who was in a car accident last week involving the Los Angeles Lakers star has died.
Charlie Sheen Is Winning With a New Comedy Central Roast
Charlie Sheen is returning to TV — for one night, anyway.
The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star will be the guest of honor on a Comedy Central roast in September.
Dead Soldier Leaves Money to Send Friends to Las Vegas
Everyone needs a friend like David Hart.
The British soldier who was killed by a Taliban bomb last year left more than $160,000 in his will so his friends could go to Las Vegas.
What Teams Are Most Desperate To Win Their First Championships?
You never forget your first love and you can bet you never forget your first title.
The Dallas Mavericks, in business since 1980, have claimed their first NBA title in franchise history by knocking off the vaunted Miami Heat. The Vancouver Canucks, who’ve been in the NHL since 1970, came oh-so-close to hoisting the Stanley Cup for the first time this season, but couldn’t skate by the Boston Bruin
Man Sues Nail Salon for Charging Men More Than Women
Norris Sydnor III needs clean fingers to count all the money he’s hoping to collect.
The Mitchellville, Maryland man is suing a nail salon for $200,000, claiming discrimination because it charges men $1 more than women for a manicure.