KWKH Puns for Those with a Higher IQ

It's time for a little pun fun as well as  a test of one's smarts.  Hang on for the ride!  This is courtesy of  my favorite international loyal listener from Canada, Geoffrey Emerson.

• Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
• A man's home is his castle,  in a manor of speaking
• Dijon vu - the same mustard as before
• Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
• Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
• A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes
• Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
• Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
• Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
• When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
• What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away)
• She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off
• If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
• The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
• You feel stuck with your debt if  you can't budge it.
• Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
• Every calendar's days are numbered.
• Acupuncture is a jab well done.
• A lot of money is tainted.  Taint yours and taint mine.
• A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
• He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
• A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large
• Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
• Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis
• Santa's  helpers are subordinate clauses