Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren’t noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
There's no doubt that monkeys are mischievous creatures, but the small South African town of Kagiso has gone so far as to accuse one of witchery.
Town members reported that the monkey separated from its troop and began "talking" to residents and casting spells of bad luck over them.