Celebrity Cleavage

This 25-year-old actress attempted to get her start as a fashion model, but she just wasn’t tall enough.

This 25-year-old media personality and singer was born in Crested Butte, Colorado, where her parents owned a restaurant that was open for nearly 21 years before it was closed.

Somewhere lurching in the shadows of Hollywood is a retired Lebanese puppeteer making horror tiaras out of mediocre actresses and other beautiful people under the thumb of the one trick pony.