Watch: Santa Claus Arrested in Dallas

You read that headline right. Santa was, in fact, arrested in Dallas, Texas.

Now, it wasn’t the real Santa, mind you. The Big Guy’s far too busy at the North Pole to wander around Big D.

Nope. It’s one of those fake Santas like the one in Elf. Or now that I think about it, he’s more like the legendary Bad Santa.

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Of course, I have no idea what the guy did to end up getting cuffed and stuffed. But what I do know is that the entire situation is hilarious. Hell, even the cops making the arrest are laughing.

But I can’t help but wonder why ol’ Santa was arrested. I know I can’t be the only person who would love to hear the entire story.

Alas, we’ll probably be left to speculate as to why Saint Nick was thrown in the slammer. However, one thing is for sure – Santa made the naughty list this year.