Applebee’s is Selling Blow Up Dolls
Say what you will about marketers – most of ‘em stink – but when it comes to understanding the cubicle monkey, they hit the nail on the head.
You Won’t Be Seeing These Two Hot Olympic Hopefuls in London
The Opening Ceremonies for the 2012 Olympics is set to take place this Friday, but two of the fine faces we were hoping to see partake in the infamous orgies at Olympic Village won’t be in attendance thanks to a ‘racist’ tweet and a flat out failure to qualify.
Stuff Your O-Face With ‘Adults Only’ Marshmallows
Kraft is generally considered to be a family-friendly brand that errs on the side of being tame (read: lame), but the food and beverage conglomerate has turned that approach upside down down under with this Australian TV spot featuring what appear to be naked bodies and a line worker calling out in ecstasy.
Vivian Kindle — Babe of the Day
Vivian’s a 24-year-old model originally from Bellingham, Washington who now lives in Hollywood.
Man Ghost Rides His Motorboat On Surfboard
The evolution of dangerous car-related stunts has come a long way since Stiles surfed the Wolfmobile in ‘Teen Wolf’ back in ’85. After a two decade hiatus, the next level of car-surfing called ‘ghost-riding the whip’ blew up the internet thanks to Bay Area rappers. Just when you thought the dangerous art has been forgotten forever, this dude comes along and ghost rides his speedboat on a surfboard
Kathryn McCormick’s Cleavage Won The Teen Choice Awards
The 2012 edition of the Teen Choice Awards was last night. We all know how pumped you were to watch that broadcast. Emphasis on the BROAD, of which there were many. But, the night’s winner had to be Step Up Revolution‘s Kathryn McCormick who was ballsy enough to show off some chest.
Millionaire Renames Texas Town After Breastaurant
An entrepreneur named Doug Guller has purchased the small town of Bankersmith, Texas on Craigslist and re-named it after his breastaurant franchise named Bikinis.
Sizzling Hot Girls Wrestle at the 2012 Bacon Cup
Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven – with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next travel destination – we present Portland’s 2nd annual Bacon Cup, which combined man’s favorite food
You Know What This Beer Pong Game Needs? More Basketball
Though the popularity of BASEketball never really took off after the movie’s release, some vertical-minded entrepreneurs believe one of the greatest drinking games to ever come down the pike should get an infusion of basketball.
Bacon Maple Ale Goes Well With Doughnuts and Pork
Unless you’re talking about Saturday Night Live’s spoof commercial for AM Ale, one doesn’t normally associate downing a tall, frosty brew with breakfast. Yet, Rogue Ale has gone all flip mode on everyone with their new Voodoo Doughnut Bacon Maple offering that will make mornings a little merrier.
Kendra Rice — Babe of the Day
Kendra’s a 27-year-old model from Orlando, Florida who’s been a ‘Wrockette‘ and is Miss TransWorld WAKEBOARDING February 2012.
Jordan Nolan — Babe of the Day
Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised ‘a Georgia peach,’ but currently lives in Sin City.