Jay Perrone
Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito
Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!”
Nine Students Suspended For Watching Adult Film During Class
School can be boring for adolescent men. For every study hall or passable PE class there are several more dedicated to trigonometry and literature you are probably too young to appreciate (so you use “Cliff Notes” instead). How ever will you pass the time until the bell rings?
Man Tries Spying On Wife Having Sex, Fails Miserably
Mr. Wayne Comet Cripe from Raccoon Township, PA is being charged with a misdemeanor charge of invasion of privacy and a felony charge of intercept communications for going all “True Lies” on his soon-to-be ex-wife. The couple were living together, but had been separated for some time when the Mrs. found an audio transmitter under her bed.