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Everyone knows that one person with a really unfortunate name — Dick Swetts, Jack Goffs, and Matt Sterbates of the world are automatically the butt of endless jokes.

You thought of a clever team name (the RumHams). You picked your squad. You’ve got your lineup set for Sunday. You’ve killed a yack as a symbol of something something to the sports gods. You are officially ready for football season…Almost.

Funny boat names are permissible because, if you’ve got the disposal income to purchase such an expensive item, you can name it whatever the heck you want. That doesn’t mean we won’t make fun of the choice.

Real estate signs are the first thing potential buyers check out — right after they notice your home is for sale.

Daphne, Shantal and Karolina. They all sound like models, right? Well, they are, but they’re also going head-to-head until one is left standing as Babe of the Week.

Louise Glover (no relation to Donald Glover) had some stiff competition for Babe of the Week. She went up against a music video model for LMFAO, a TV host and even a modeling attorney, but it was those star pasties of hers that brought her ahead of the pack.

This intense summer heat has left many without power, but if there’s any good to come out it all, it’s definitely the fact that every hot babe is running to the beach to show off their new bikinis.

All hail Queen Esther Hanuka! We’ve been wondering for the longest time why she added that “Queen” title to her name, but after she won Babe of the Week we realized that any bodacious beauty who looks this good covered in tats deserves to be treated like royalty.

Another week has gone by and although the last bushel of babes are still duking it out for Babe of the Week, we’ve got another batch just aching to get their chance.

It looks like Wendy Fiore‘s huge knockers have nothing on Bethanie Badertscher, who just soared above her competitors to become our latest Babe of the Month!

Melissa Riso, our new Babe of the Week, is an inspiration. After suffering a car accident during her freshmen year of high school, she was left with a glaring surgical scar around her naval as a constant reminder of how close she came to death. But instead of letting that mark rule her life, she turned it into a work of art and now that tattoo is her signature trademark in the modeling world. Read

Previous contenders for Babe of the Week may have won the award for most well rounded or for being the sexiest “business professionals” (whatever that means), but the chicks this time around stand out from the rest of the pack because of their awesome names.