Tigerbait Tailgate Recipe Week 8 – Cranberry Reveille
Before you read this recipe there's three things you must know if you're an LSU fan. 1. The Texas A&M Aggie mascot is a border collie named Reveille.
2. This is not a recipe that includes any border collie in it. Jeez, I don't want to eat dog! 3. This is a recipe for a drink/cocktail. And many of these cocktails should be consumed before we go and kidnap Reveille the Border Collie! Yee-haw! Let's get "bombed" on some Cranberry Reveille and go get their mascot boys! TIGERBAIT!!!!
Here's what we'll need...
- A bunch of liquor. We're gonna have to get pretty wasted if we're going to do this. I say bourbon or vodka. But any whiskey, gin or even tequila should do the trick.
- A big ole jug of cranberry juice.
- 1/2 cup fresh pear
- 1/2 cup vanilla yogurt
- 1/3 cup pineapple
Here's how to make it...
- Get a blender.
- Put all the stuff in the blender. Plenty of bourbon.
- Mix it... hurry.
- Drink 3 glasses, then abandon it and just drink the bourbon straight!
Now, let's go get them Aggies! Geaux Tigers!!