So we've been hearing about zombie attacks in Miami, South Carolina and even over in Lafayette. Granted, these are tweakers strung out on a new drug called "bath salts," which for some reason turns them into cannibals. Some would say even Zombies.
So gun owners get ready! It's time to follow the lead of Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Good news: there's actually a line of ammunition designed to take down the undead.