Lena Headey

Yesterday brought the very first teaser for Game of Thrones Season 7, which was especially exciting after HBO forced us to watch a block of ice melt for an hour. It featured Jon Snow (Kit Harington), Daenerys (Emilia Clarke), and Cersei (Lena Headey) all making their way towards their respective thrones. It was an awesome little tease, but the music in the trailer? Not the greatest.

What do you think it was like hitting on women in barbarian times? Our best hypothesis would be something to the effect of John Slattery’s reconfiguring of the National Anthem on ’30 Rock.’ It was probably much easier, considering there was no such thing as Facebook, texting or even bathing. By the time word got around to her that you were a player, you were probably dead from disease, battle or o