Obama So Ugly

Obama so ugly he looks like he fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Obama  so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.

Obama  so ugly Bob the Builder looked at him and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

Obama  so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Obama  so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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