Miss Utah’s Epic Bad Pageant Answer Goes Viral: “Create Education Better”

If there is one thing I love... it's a good ole fashioned beauty pageant! And if there are two things I love, it's a good ole fashioned beauty pageant and an epically bad rambling answer in the interview round of a beauty pageant.

Thank God for Marissa Powell, better known as Miss Utah! In Sunday night's Miss USA pageant Ms. Powell gave an interview round answer that rivals the famous 2007 answer from Miss Teen South Carolina!

Miss Utah was asked, "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?"

Her awesome answer was, "I think we can relate this back to education, and how we are … continuing to try to strive to [epic pause] figure out how to create jobs right now. That is the biggest problem. And I think, especially the men are … um … seen as the leaders of this, and so we need to try to figure out how to create education better so we can solve this problem. Thank you."

I'm sure Ms. Powell is feeling a bit embarrassed with all the media/internet attention her answer is getting. And if Miss Utah needs a shoulder to cry on... well, I'm here for you darling!

On the bright side, she'll wake up tomorrow and still be stunningly gorgeous. Also, she has created something that will live forever on the internet! That's got to be worth something.... doesn't it?

Just for fun, here's what it would sound like if we could combine the brain power of the two most famous pageant answers the world has ever heard.