This morning's KWKH Morning Show with Elaine was all about if the South would have won, what would be different? KWKH listeners said:
There would have been fewer government run programs and more state's rights
The only gay rights would be the right to be happy
Gone Fishing would be a federal holiday
Iced tea or beer would be the national drink
Everyone would have a big front porch with a swing on it
Hurricanes would be named after your Grandma with a two-word name, like Ida Mae or Betty Sue, and after your grandmother because that would be really scarey