Weird News

Now they’ve gone and done it. It looks as if a group of mad scientists has emerged from a dirty basement in central Switzerland, carrying a handful of pills in which they claim will help motivate a lazy society.

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We have seen the future and it looks wet. Not that kind of wet, though.

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Timothy Yost’s life has changed for the better after the City Council of Bastrop, TX, agreed to allow the homeless man to keep a bag of loot worth up to $77,000 that he found in a park last January.Well, that’s after Yost gets out of jail first.

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It appears that all of the zombie stories we’ve been hearing over the past month or so are now branching out from humans. The apocalypse has spread to food… McDonald’s in particular. Not that we’re totally surprised. And of course, like a water-stained piece of wood, someone decided to throw the proof on eBay.

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Because Americans just aren’t quite fat enough, we’ll soon have two new things to work off at the gym: pizzas dispensed via vending machines and ice cream sundaes with bacon.

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In Illinois, it is not that uncommon to see a couple of boobs out on the golf course – but seeing four of them is extremely rare.

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Porn star Taylor Stevens, who showed off her impressive rack during the Stanley Cup Finals in Los Angeles, has announced she’s auctioning off the two shirts she wore that sent the interwebs into a tizzy — and donating the money to charity.

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Sometimes you just stumble into the wrong house after a night of drinking — but you don’t usually miss the house by 20 miles. 

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Evidentially, it’s not cool to bring along cute and cuddly animals when going to a strip club.

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According to the old wives’ tale, masturbation leads to blindness. Of course that is ridiculous, because if it did you wouldn’t be reading these very words.

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Sometimes you go too far, and take one too many extra helpings, letting that third piece of pie do you in. The price you pay could be simply a bulging stomach, which you can alleviate by undoing your belt, or if you’re extremely unlucky, you might be kept up all night with a bad case of heartburn.

Would you believe that there are some people out there who actually court these kinds of digestive disasters?

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It looks like an Arby’s restaurant is in some hot water this week after a customer in Colorado claimed one of their urinals sprayed scalding steam and burned up his genitals.

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