Rogue technology developers debuted separate apps for staring at boobs and measuring masturbating velocity at the Tech Crunch Disrupt conference in San Francisco this weekend, and they pretty much made everyone in the tech world angry.
Gloria Touch (yes, that's her real last name) was born and raised in Seattle, WA. Touch isn't the only thing we want to do to her and we're positive she's NEVER HEARD THAT LINE EVER.
Lingerie and bikini model Isabela Soncini is from Brazil. She joins an endless stream of insanely hot women from the South America nation: Gisele Bündchen, Alessandra Ambrosio, Isabel Goulart, Adriana Lima, etc.
Is there a mine filled with women somewhere outside Rio or something...