Viv Li — Babe of the Day
We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Joy Corrigan — Babe of the Day
Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.
Denise Schaefer — Babe of the Day
She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.
Luiza Freyesleben — Babe of the Day
It's pretty fitting that the word "yes" appears in the middle of her last name. We're guessing she hears that word a lot, and not due to people pronouncing her last name.
Lauren Loretta — Babe of the Day
She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.
Jena Frumes — Babe of the Day
This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.
Shané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the Day
Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.
Kara Del Toro — Babe of the Day
Toro! Toro! Olé!
Sydney Maler — Babe of the Day
Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.
Olga Loera — Babe of the Day
This Halloween-loving hottie is always ready to show her boos.
Chloe Poliwka — Babe of the Day
Her Insta name is "pegasusunicorn," which signifies something incredibly rare. She, however, seems incredibly well done.