Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Arcade Claw Machines are Rigged — Please Fake Like You’re Shocked
An arcade owner and operator in central California admitted, in an IAMA session on Reddit, that those addictive claw machines — wherein you endlessly attempt to grab a plush toy, fake sports jersey or other random goodie with a three-pronged claw that you maneuver via a control on the outside …
Man Sets Face on Fire to Win Bet
Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all ‘Ghost Rider’ to prove his point.
Did Mickey Rourke Beat Olympian Usain Bolt in a Race?
Leave it to Mickey Rourke to muscle his way into Olympic coverage. The notoriously storied actor recently spun a yarn about one crazy night where he claims to have defeated Usain Bolt in a footrace.
Will Kate Middleton’s Sexy Cousin Undress for Playboy?
Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner’s upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
Cleveland Man Arrested After Bucket List Request Denied
So, a guy walks into an Asian salon… Stop us if you’ve heard this one.
World Burping Record Set at NYC Championship
We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent. The …
Amazing Catch Robs Home Run and Batter’s Will To Live
Derrick Salberg plays baseball, but after his game-saving catch during the first round of the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) baseball championships, he may have a shot at Olympic high jumping.
Bear Attacks Man in Outhouse — Drags Him Pantless Through Woods
A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario.
Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
Man Accused of Having Sex With Horse — But Not How You’re Thinking
A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.