Ernio Hernandez

This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.

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An arcade owner and operator in central California admitted, in an IAMA session on Reddit, that those addictive claw machines — wherein you endlessly attempt to grab a plush toy, fake sports jersey or other random goodie with a three-pronged claw that you maneuver via a control on the outside of the glass — are fixed! Our world is crumbling!

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Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all ‘Ghost Rider’ to prove his point.

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Leave it to Mickey Rourke to muscle his way into Olympic coverage.  The notoriously storied actor recently spun a yarn about one crazy night where he claims to have defeated Usain Bolt in a footrace.

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Katrina Darling — distant cousin of Kate Middleton (aka Mrs. Prince William) — will grace the cover of Sir Hugh Hefner’s upcoming Playboy September issue. Hef is apparently not looking to save the queen (from scandal).

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To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”

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So, a guy walks into an Asian salon… Stop us if you’ve heard this one.

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We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent.  The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.

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Derrick Salberg plays baseball, but after his game-saving catch during the first round of the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) baseball championships, he may have a shot at Olympic high jumping.

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A Canadian man was enjoying a camping and fishing trip with his good buddy up at a cabin in Ontario.

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If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.

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A 20-year-old man in Pennsylvania was arrested on burglary charges after he allegedly broke into a barn after in the early hours of the morning. What was he doing there? Having sex with a horse, of course.

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